emelyn

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIFF!


You gotta love captain crunch!Tiff has an intense glare to match wentworth miller's!

Party at chijmes:

FUNFUNFUN yes we're actually just a bunch of losers on a nerds night out!
we didn't know how to drink alcohol so we bought like 3 non-alcoholic drinks and passed them around to look like a lot in pictures, much to the embarassment of clarissa sohsohsoh.
Yes we are acting cool, and i am not afraid to admit it!
LOSER PRIDE!!!1one!exclamatnmark11!!!


I like burning things. like lemons.

Clarissa sips her drink like a pro.
Ms. Soh was itching to go dancing, but we failed to prove we were above 16 to the bouncers LOLOL. sad.
which, on hindsight, is a good thing because i am paranoid and i will never forgive myself if get caught for underage delinquency and when i apply to an ivy league they will ask for a one page essay on why i have an offense tainting my discipline record and i will just KEEELLL myself.


Birthday loving!
Steph pretending to enjoy a shot.

she is actually sniffing it
We met douglas O yo!
Jazreen:
Pretending again.

Jazreen and steph



The name of the drink is called a cock suckin' cowboy
i remembered it cos steph had a hard time telling the waiter!
and also, i found out restuarants like to give lewd names to their drinks.

The stupid thing cost 15 dollars and was so small we ate it with teaspoons






i just remember something funny which happened because the manchester united-fulham game was on and when we stood up to leave, everyone shouted GOOOOOO and we were like HUH OMG they are asking us to leave?

Then we realised that Man Utd scored, and they were shouting GOOOOAAAL. HAHA.

I wish i knew what we were doing, but i don't.with steph and almas!


Friday, February 23, 2007

Pictures from cny
Whatever happened to the rest of the photos?
i remember taking at least a hundred lol

Monday, February 19, 2007

I don't... really like Chinese New Year.

Anyway something really stupid happened today i was waiting for Clarissa to come meet me outside the school busstop cos we were going to CCAB to run

and then suddenly i was hit with excruciating stomach cramps so i flailed my arm around wildly outside the school gate hoping that a securtiy guard would see me, but to no avail. So out of DESPERATION, i jumped over the school side gate.

Yeah.

I frickin JUMPED over the gate.

Don't imagine me doing it i bet i look stupid in your head. Desperation does crazy things to people okay. Then suddenly this security guard swooped out of nowhere and reprimanded me and told me to write down my name and class and he would give my particulars to the PRINCIPAL.

I felt like a juvenile delinquent!!!

and i started quivering with fear but i did it anyway, and i decided against giving a fake name because then they would hunt me down.

like an animal.

Ugh then i went to run with clarissa, talked at macs for like 2 hours.

Then i went home and sent an e-mail of apology to Mrs Low, because i was really terrified she would call out my name during assembly and publicly humiliate me. THAT WOULD BE SOOOOOO EMBARASSING, I WOULD BE REMEMBERED AS the-girl-who-jumped-over-the-school-gate FOREVER.

anyway she replied:

Dear Emelyn, I am sure there is a good reason for you to risk injuring
yourself climbing. Don't worry about it now, have a good rest and we can
discuss this when school starts. Happy New Year to you and your family.

She is sooo nice. But what is this "we will discuss this when school starts"??? I don't want to go see the principal! NOOOO.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

happy chinese new year!

I went to fish and co for the first time on friday and me and charlotte were trying to commemorate our momentous landmark visit so we exchanged high fives, but in our excitement we missed!! can you spell L-O-O-O-O-O-O-S-E-R?

and we also went out with ms head prefect and the dancers and i feel very belittled by rhea's intelligence we keep trying to press our heads against hers to absorb her brainpower, but i don't think its working because i don't feel any smarter.

And i might watch epic movie.
Maybe... its time to go out, since the last time i watched a movie was uhm STEP UP.
HAHAHAHAH but im scared such a dumbass movie will cause me to loose a few more brain cells, and i'm already i shortage of them.

And i went to the galleria at orchard with my parents and we laughed at all the things that they try to sell angmohs
Like thousand layered cake which is really kueh lapis and it cost like $30 and cheong sams and godiva chocolates and chopsticks.
HAHA besides being a rip-off, i think this is the reason why angmohs think we are chinks who walk around in cheongsams and eat mooncakes and bagua everyday.

uhm i watched napoleon dynamite!
It was good... i think.
and i am reading thank you for smoking again, because i had this conversation with steph:

Steph: did you watch thank you for smoking?
Emelyn: No, i read the book
Steph: really! me too!

Emelyn: oh... i havn't finished it.
Steph: AHAHAHA ...me too.

Or something to that extent!

We are such liars, i know!

Monday, February 12, 2007

I hereby swear off any form of CHINESE NEW YEAR GOODIES, no matter how enticing them may appear.


Saturday, February 10, 2007

i am very excited!! i found this on someone's tagboard:


"xt is the coolest for winning that scgs bitch!! she bitched abt us and we're not even in her school. she and i heard amelleenn/amellyn from scgs also bitched about her own doubles partner from ur sch (mgs) also all the scgs girls are so two faced. tennis eww "


HAHAHAHA SEE THIS IS PROOF that i am FAMOUS!!!
The first step to superstardom is having people you don't even know bitching about you and tagboards.
After that, tabloids, cover features, and my very own tv show will follow.

I just wish people would get my name right... ah well beggars can't be choosers!
Oh no i suppose people are going to start talking about how preposterous i sound now..


Anway, shout out to jo chiew, i love you to death okay! We've been partners for 4 years and been through so much, i think we must be the only doubles pair with our very own secret good luck ritual (the foot thing). PLUS, you know that if i had something against you, you'd definitely be the first to know, not some anonymous on a tagboard. I'll pass you your shirt during spex!


Oh also, if anyone has any rumors about me, please let me know! i would love to hear them.
Really, any publicity is good publicity, look at paris hilton!

Although, i am quite saddened by the way scgs girls are being portrayed. I know we've always been infamous as taitais, but two faced? hmmm.

what would you do with all this coke?
(this guy is paris hilton's friend)


I would scrape it off the guys chest and parade it in front of vanessa as she pisses in her pants in glee because we all know it is her secret ambition (besides becoming a taitai) to snort some coke.

oh wait maybe it was to smoke some pot i can't remember.

and i'm just kidding about the coke, because its really baby powder, i think.
Not that i would like it to be coke, because uhm kNOw your drugs right?

And what do you make of this?

America's next top sex offender
Click click HERE to read

Is it wrong if i find this really funny?
HAHA! Again, not that i think sex offendors are cool, i think they should be locked up for life with no parole, but i nearly choked on my own spit from laughing when i read this...


HAHA!

Friday, February 09, 2007

11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!! 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!! 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!! 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!

im sorry if i come across really obnoxious/arrogant and i'm rubbing it in to whoever didn't get an A1
But i'm just really happy with my results i never thought i could get an A1 in CHINESE, because i always thought i was inept at it!!
HAHA see steph, now you can stop laughing at me when i (try to) study in the bus!!

Anyway, to the anonymous going around tagging sc tennis people's blogs and telling us we're smelly/bitchy/ugly/stupid... really i'm sorry we come across as smelly/bitchy/ugly/stupid okay?

and i'm not answering any of your questions about people on the team, sorry that stuff is private. byebye.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Just in case i am famous next time, these are things to look out for:

emelynism- the new religion
emelynium- the new element
emelynovia- the new country

Don't worry, i'm still thinking of more.

and egads, look at kate moss: Who was it that called her beautiful?
Now we all know what photoshop and make-up can do for you
I should try it sometime!

In other boring news, i never new so many people had a beef the bread stall aunty!

I mean she was always disgusting, because she
scowls at you,
takes your money,
and refuses to wear gloves to make your sandwiches,
and the worst thing is you never know what greasy orifices her fingers have been in
so i always have this sinking feeling as i eat my sandwich.

yeah and that time she was super mean to lala and today she was yelling at nat and joan during recess.
and we all thought they did something to her, put she actually went to eat nat's meepok and didn't want to pay her back for it????
LOL what kind of person does that?

Anyway, if you feel the bread aunty is a thing which rhymes with hitch and witch, you should boycott her stall like me!

Thursday, February 01, 2007

REMEMBER REMEMBER THE

21ST OF JULY!

release date of the 7th harry potter book!

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

I AM TRAUMATISED THIS BURNS MY EYES WITH THE FIRES OF A THOUSAND SUNS!!!
I want to stick two sharpened pencils into my eyes now
I tried to make the pictures smaller so they wouldn't traumatise more people, but but but i figured you'd enlarge them anyway.

I didn't write beasty there... it should read PASTY
OMG GUESS WHO??
it's daniel radcliffe!!
UGHUGUHGUHGUHUGHGUHGUHGH
who knew he has some semblance of muscle?

How are we gonna watch harry potter now without cringing?
I am thouroughly/entirely/absolutely/completely disgusted/apalled/horrified/revolted/any other word my thesaurus has not thrown out.

Friday, January 26, 2007

All stretched out
Like "butter over too much bread"
I believe you said Bilbo Baggins said
(everyone's crazy over LOTR) but
I know what i'm doing at least
That's what i think and i try
To phrase my thoughts as I tell my
Mother about another application form
I am filling out. She complains my shoes
are smelly but that's because i've
been spending too much time in them
in school.

And my feet sweat. Like my heart.
In the dark i think i hear the cockroaches
Whisper about taking over the world and
In the light i try to sleep. When
I saw a laughing girl on the MRT in
(neighbourhood school) uniform i thought
maybe brains didn't make me luckier. I
think i'm going to cry if i see
pimples anywhere else except on someone else's
face and when i fall,
please God, find me.

Friday, January 12, 2007

schools has the same effect on me as the dementors have on harry potter
it causes me to be depressed and lose the will to live

i found some really funny photos..

HAHAHA all these child stars.

and i SWEAR my keyboard is possessed!!!!
look at what turned up on my microsoft word!
it says HIGHER CHINESE about 2000 times, and when i press the UNDO button, it says TYPING not copying or cutting...

i think the stress is getting to me!
i don't know what possessed me to type higher chinese out 2000 times.. hrm

Tuesday, January 02, 2007


OHYEAHOHYEAH. everyone better start being my friend NOW. else i won't share my (eventual) wealth with you.

Monday, January 01, 2007

how i spent my new year's eve

1) went for dinner with my family to some snazzy french restaurant, and ate overpriced foei/feoi/fieo gras that taste like lard, before realizing foei/feoi/fieo gras is 95% fat

2) sat in front of the tv at 11.59pm with the disney channel on and popcorn in hand, counting down with my sister and the disney channel cast, before subjecting myself to double episodes of hannah montana, while the rest of the world was probably partying the new year away.

i went out once this whole holiday, do you know where i can buy a life?
and i NEED to go for lipo, i ate so much!!

Sunday, December 31, 2006

HAHAHA SOMETIMES I REALLY CRACK MYSELF UP!!
yknow how a symmetrical face is supposed ot be a sign of beauty or something?
so i decided to photoshop like the left side and right side of my face to make it symmetrical.
aiyah you know what i mean right?

So this is the original:
Not very flattering or anything, but its the only one i could find with my bigass face in it so it'll have to do.ORIGINAL

LEFT SIDE
when i saw this i was like.........!!! I think i'm going to have nightmares tonight.
HAHAHAHAH.
looking at this makes me wanna go for liposuction/a nosejob
(anyone wanna fund me?)

I LOOK LIKE SHREK!!
THE RIGHT SIDE
haha i look like my future OLD self!
omg i never knew i had such a big forehead it looks like you could plot china on my forehead and still have space!!
and my hair-line looks like something out of an anime book!In a last ditch attempt to make myself beautiful, i tried to give myself a virtual makeover
but uhm what came out was THIS HIDEOUS THING that looks like a tranny.
Clearly my photoshop skills are not very good...
HAHA i've just given julie an opportunity to call me emUGLYn again.

hyuk hyuk i think today i learnt that i shall just be contented with how i look
i'm not going to win miss singapore anytime soon, and my face may be NOT symmetrical at all but i'm fine with that!
oh and symmetricalilililty DOES NOT EQUAL beauty.

(please do not make fun of me, i am very sensitive)

oh this is what i have been doing during my spare time, so if i come to school with no home work done, you know why.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

can someone pay for my lipo/nosejob please?

Friday, December 29, 2006

i can't believe our school finally did something and got us a new tennis coach!

I called yanyi and she broke the news to me and she was like "Y'ALL ARE GETTING A NEW COACH"

Then i was completely flabbergasted the only thing that could run through my mind was like: ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod
ohmygodohmygodohmy
godohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohm
ygohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod

ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodoh
mygodohmygodohmygod


and then the new finally sunk in and i stopped hyperventilating and breathing normally and proceeded to keep everyone in suspense by telling them i had big news but not actually telling them what i knew HAHAH.

And then i told clarissa and she was like: wow, are you rejoicing, merry christmas! Which pretty much sums up how i really, because it's staring to feel like christmastime all over again!!

oh yeah, goodbye mr chew, man who has terrorized me for the last 3 years. this shows that fighting against the system DOES pay off! we should do it more.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY BOXING DAY, HAPPY MAOTZEDONG'S BIRTHDAY DAY AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

I AM A HAPPY PERSON! :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

im in shock!

OH
MY
GOD!

OH
MY
GOD!

OH

MY

GOD!!!!!!

I KNOW I KNOW

Monday, December 25, 2006

merry christmas everyone!

i got a freaking CHESS SET for christmas!
how cool is that, so now i can learn now to play chess!
I hope the sarcasm didn't just fly past you.

Anyway i had an encounter with alcohol today, and i think i got drunk.
My aunty went around offering WINE, and since i was in quite a festive mood, i agreed.

SO i took one sip and nearly puked.

Why does alcohol taste so bad, and why do so many people enjoy drinking it?
It's like inflicting self-torture to even dip your tongue into a wine glass.

So anyway, i tipped 90 percent of the wine away, and replace it with 7 up, drinking it all.

Then suddenly this burning hot sensation washed over me, and i started to sweat profusely.
And i started to feel really happy and i started giggling incessantly.
It was really strrraaange.
Everyone to me i was drunk, and i was probably flused cos sherylene was like "YOU'RE AS RED AS YOUR SHIRT"
and i was wearing a bright red shirt.

HAHA so much for my first experience with drunkness.
I SWEAR, its not a nice feeling i feel really sticky now, although i don't forsee a hangover tomorrow, i barely had a sip!

Saturday, December 23, 2006

For less than the amount of money that Europeans and Americans spend on pet food every year, basic education could be provided for every child in the world. - The ONE campaign

Another reason why people should NOT have pets!
Think about it, the money spent on pet food can be spent on education for everyone.

I'm going to convince my dad to get rid of our koi!

Friday, December 22, 2006

I KNOW THE NAME OF THE 7TH HARRY POTTER BOOK:
highlight the bottom if you wanna find out:

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS!

Good lord, how strange is that?
But i'm really excited the 5th movie and 7th book are coming out next summer, which spells THE BEST SUMMER EVER EVER EVER!!

Thursday, December 21, 2006


night club in bangkok.
I hope you get why i find this picture HILARIOUS. (it says super pussy)

in bangkok

this is ziyong
he's in p3 and he is the most hyperactive kid you'll ever meet
on the 3 hour flight back he talked THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH
i swear i couldn't get any shut-eye at all cos i sat next to him!

at the charity conference- we played some tug-of-war thingum, although it is beyond me how playing tug-of-war benefits the orphans

This is Title. yes, his name is title, can you believe it?
I played the three-legged race with him and we totally blew away the competition
Partly because he dragged me all the way to the finish line
That's us with our medal!

I'll post more next time, blogger is a bitch at uploading photos.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

times person of the year is ME.
yes, ME!
and uh...you as well.


“You” were named Time magazine “Person of the Year” on Saturday for the explosive growth and influence of user-generated Internet content such as blogs, video-file sharing site YouTube and social network MySpace. The magazine has put a mirror on the cover of its “Person of the Year” issue, released on Monday, “because it literally reflects the idea that you, not us, are transforming the information age,”

How HOT is that?
i never thought that they'd pick, YOU.
You are Time magazine person of the year!
Is it weird that i find this really cool?
BUT in a way its fitting huh?
I think its time someone gave recognition to regular people instead of to the stuffy regulars like george bush or Bill clinton.

Power to the people!

Sunday, December 17, 2006

WHOOOA im staying at the freaking GRAND HYATT!
i swear, when im old and rich i will LIVE here.

i LOVELOVELOVE this place.
Its beyond me why we're paying 350 a night to stay in a hotel, but then again it has a spa, jacuzzi, pool, tennis court, relaxation room (?), sauna, gym and tv in my room!
Yeah and i've already checked out the hotel gym, the treadmills have like individual tv screens!
I know it doesn't sound that great, but after living 2 days in that awful place in chiang mai without hot water, this is like heaven
I reckon i've spent 1/3 of my time here travelling and waiting, 1/3 helping the orphans, and 1/3 checking out the hotels!
I've having tennis withdrawl symtoms, so tomorrow i'm gonna wake up at eight to play tennis

ANYWAY.
I went to a night market today, and i got asked to go into the nightclubs like354569134 times.
And there were these scantily clad transvestites standing outside, accosting fat angmoh men into the clubs.
I saw this man getting lulled into the nightclub, and i felt very disgusted because he was peeking inside the clubs like he was trying to get some action
yeah i peeked once and all i saw were women in swimsuits in bikinis.
big deal, i suppose if you don't want to study, and you have a good body and don't mind dancing on top of tabletops for fat angmoh men, then this is the occupation for you!
yeah i'll post pictures when i get back im tired bye.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

greetings from thailand!

i am such a slob because:

1) its 2pm and im still in my pajamas
2) im flying off in an hour, and i have not packed
3) i'm still not moving

Anyway, i remember something funny which happened yesterday when my mom and i went to pick up my sister after tennis
cos my mom was driving the car through the security barrier, then the security guard stopped her, and she said "oh picking up my daughter", and they just let her through without asking for identification at all.
I thought it was really strange, does this mean that osama in a wig can also come in here and with the excuse that he's picking up his daughter, and proceed to blow the place up in smithereens?
we're thinking of coming up with a different exucse every week to see how long it'll take for the security guards to catch on that we're lying.

Also, at the airport, they don't bomb-check children with those beeping detector things
So what if the terrorists decide to use like, a child agent (think alex rider) to smuggle bombs onto planes?
Man, i hope a terrorist doesn't read this and get ideas.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

i think korean dramas are invading everything
today in learning lab english, the comprehension passage was about freaking korean dramas!!!

I think i must be the last person in singapore to have never watched a SINGLE episode of any korean drama.

Oh and my teacher was a bit mad, she was obsessed with SYNTAX
which is like, punctuation so i'd be writing a sentence and she'd suddenly go, DON'T FORGET YOUR FULLSTOPS! FULLSTOPS ARE IMPORTANT!


yeah anyway im off to thailand on thursday
1 day of shopping and 3 days of charity
HIATUS
HIATUS
HIATUS

i feel so cool saying that word, even though i don't know what it really means.

Friday, December 08, 2006

HAHAHAHAH
last night i dreamt i met mao tze dong!!!!

i think the stress is going to my head
either that, or the 5 mao tze dong shirts my dad brought back from china with the same designs but different colours did the damage.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

today i had fun because steph came over !

and we officially joined the not-so-elite ranks of idiots doing dumb stuff on youtube!
We had our very own rendition of paris hilton's Nothing In This World which involved a lot of dancing, singing and someone's head in a dustbin (don't ask)
i think i could die of embarassment just thinking about people watching it

Let's hope that the video does not end up on YouTube, although and i am quite sure it will

On a less embarassing note i went to town (yes, i went to town) to get clarissa's present with charlotte
we totally blew our budget i hope clarissa will accept this as a peace offering and cease the physical and psychological absue she inflicts on me. everyday.

Monday, December 04, 2006

HELLO I HAVE FRIENDSTER!

click:
http://www.friendster.com/34377207

i think i must have been the last cool person in singapore to NOT have friendster so i decided to get an account!

and i'm only into this new thing for 2 days and i have 43 friends, 13 testimonials and a STALKER ALREADY!!!

Anyway i have made a list of FIVE things i have never done but i WANT TO DO:


1) flown a plane
I heard you must be tall and have good eyesight to fly a plane, but i have neither, BUT i will fulfill my goal!

2) tested myself for pregnancy (it MUST be negative)
Me and vanessa wanted to do this but we found out pregnancy testing kits are expensive. I will when i have money though

3) saved someone's life
I have never done this, but i nearly drowned my sister once
cos i made her swim to the deep end but she didn't know how to swim so in the end she nearly drowned

4) been an extra in a harry potter movie!
Well, if i can't be cho chang i guess i could settle for being an extra!

5) go ghost hunting
my brother did this once, but he didn't find anything.
i bet i will though

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Today i went to the video rental shop and i rented match point
it was nc-16 so the guy at the counter glanced at me and he was like, You are 16 right?

And i was really scared cos the last time i tried to rent Alfie (M18) he asked me the same question and i paused for really long and it was really obvious that if i had to think, i definitely WAS NOT 18.

BUT TODAY, when he asked me, i was real smooth and i was like, uh YEAH?
like it was really obvious

and then he let me rent it.
I think i'm becoming quite a good liar!

i got my first pay check on monday of $150!
i like that i got a pay check it makes me feel so cool!

me and clarissa have decided to become anorexic starting from yesterday
i've tried being anorexic before, my record is 1 day and then i sucuumb to the smell of the canteen food which isn't even that nice-smelling to begin with

because on monday the last day of work, our employers brought us out for lunch at an american restaurant and i had mushroom soup with garlic bread and coffee and beef lasagna and fish and chips and strawberry cake with liqour.

and i know it sounds delicious but i was really stuffed after that and its really unfortunate i don't have a high metabolism like vanessa, so i can't gourge myself with 4000 calories and still remain stick thin.

So me and clarissa have decided to become each other's sponsors
our aim is to become 45kg by chinese new year then after that we can stuf ourselves silly with chinese new year food.

So far this starvation thing isn't going too good
i don't think i can even be considered anorexic because i had 2 cookies yesterday and although i don't eat a lot i drank 2 cartons of green tea a giant carton of mango juice, 2 cups of medicinal soup, chrysanthemum tea, mango yoghurt juice, and orange juice

and also 100 plus cos i went to run 2km but i still don't think this anorexic thing is working out oh well.

if i were a true diet nazi i would have a whole slew of THINSPO photos(vocab of the day: its short for thinsporation which is inspiration for people who want to be thin!!!), but i think i am not really anorexic so... nah.

Monday, November 27, 2006

TODAY today today, I HAD ACUPUNCTURE!!!

because i sprained my ankle so i went to the doctor and then she spoke to me in china chinese (as in she had a china accent)
so i just kept nodding my head, and then i didn't understand what was going on until she lead me into this room
and then i saw NEEDLES and then i realised she wanted to give me acupuncture or something, and then i started screaming cos i didn't want godamn needles poked into me!Then she told me to shut up and lie down in chinese and i was damn scared so i lay there stiff as a log and she started to poke these needles into me and i kept going PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE in chinese
and she got annoyed and she asked why my chinese was so weird
and i told her, its because she's from china that's why

and i think she got offended, because maybe its a faux pa to tell a china person they're from china or whatever, so she poked the needles harder and then she started to run and electric current through my foot (I never knew they did this)
and i realised i learnt a very important lesson not to insult your doctor especially when she is holding a big threatening needle

and then my leg started throbbing i felt like i was conducting electricity, so i tried to tell that to her that in chinese, but what came out was YI SHEN, WO ZAI CONDUCT DIAN
and she told me to stop singing to her in chinese?
and i told her my chinese is very good okay, i take higher chinese
and she laughed her head off at that, as if she didn't believe me!!!

And then figuring that we got off on the wrong foot, i decided to strike up a conversation about china, so i asked her who she prefers: Deng Xiao Ping or Mao Tze Dong and i told her i have a read a bit of Mao's book!
and so we continued to have an in depth conversation of mao tze dong and then she told me i am very knowledgeable about china even though i when i speak chinese it sounds like greek

and then after that she was very nice to me, which goes to show that it pays to know your chinese politics, although i am still not a fan of acupuncture!

Sunday, November 26, 2006

I've realised that mixed-blood people REALLY do look better!
So many mixed-blood people are famous!
There are exceptions of course, like rob schneider but at least he is famous!
The whole list is HERE

If i had this much multi-racial blood in me, i would be beautiful too!!!

Wentworth Miller, American actor, father is African-American-Jamaican-German-English; mother is Russian-Dutch-French-Syrian-Lebanese; has a Jewish great-grandmother on his father’s side (this is proof enough)Halle Berry - actress, English mother, African-American father

Naomi Campbell - model, Jamaican mother, Jamaican/Chinese father

Mariah Carey - singer, Irish-American mother, African-American and Venezuelan father

Johnny Depp, actor, Cherokee, German, Irish heritageCameron Diaz, actress 1/2 Cuban (father), 2/3 white and 1/3 Native-American (mother)

Angelina Jolie, actress, of Czech, French, and Iroquois descentJon Jonsson, model, Thai mother and a father from Iceland

Maggie Quigley, known as Maggie Q, model and actress, Vietnamese mother and White American father
Keanu Reeves, actor, father Chinese, Hawaiian and Irish, mother British

Adriana Lima, top model, she is of Swiss, African, And Native American Descent.

Ian Somerhalder (boone on Lost) actor\model, Irish, French, English, and Native American descentShakira, singer, mother of Spanish and Italian descent, Lebanese father

Naomi Campbell - model, Jamaican mother, Jamaican/Chinese father